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December 13, 2006


papa dale

Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa... sounds like a good way to start an unbelievable farce of an editorial to me. How dare Alyson come down with this unforgivable case of the Christmas Spirit Craps? You can try my old trick of waiting until after Christmas and then stopping by to ask the teacher(s) if they enjoyed those home-made goodies you sent in with the Trumster, you are the only one who will know nothing was ever delivered, and the teacher(s) will be to shocked, and ashamed to admit that they misplaced the gifts, so they will tell you it was just lovely... home-free 'til next season, and you may have different teachers by then, so...Seriously, since this is a Church Day Care, why not send in a nice religous card to everyone, and enclose a check to a sponsered charity in the name of the day care? That way, everyone is happy, and no one has to act grateful for a tight-assed present they didn't really want anyway. (F.Y.I., I read there is a new paper coming out that automatically erases itself after you run it through your printer, can you imagine those teachers running around the office looking for that big fat check you wrote them an all they can come up with is a blank paper about 2 1/2 inches by 6 inches is size?) Ho! Ho! Ho! and Hum-bug to all and to all a good-greif!!!


You could just TP our house again on a night where a big rain is expected. That seemed to do the job the last time she did something wrong. I think we still have toilet paper pieces in our yard.


I am a dollar store momma well actually I am worse I am not getting Garrett or Elizabeth's teachers anything. I am with you on the getting alyson although seeing as how she is expecting we will have to keep it light or wait till she has the baby that way she won't expect it. Did you finally get your gifts?


Papa Dale-

That is a really great idea about the charity donation. Too bad it came a little too late. I just spent about 5 hours in the kitchen making stained-glass cookies. They taste like crap but they look pretty good. Darn that Alyson and her crafty ways!



Hmmm... Aren't you going out of state tomorrow? The wheels are turning baby!



Yeah, we Dollar Store Mamas have to stick together. I did, however, have a Martha Stewart moment today. I bought holiday tins and an ornament for the teachers (both half off - thank you Hobby Lobby!) and I spent hours making cookies. I had some parchment paper issues and I'd probably steer clear of the actual stained-glass portion of the cookies but, hey, a little parafin never hurt anyone right?


Home made cookies are the best. Even if they taste like crap, people have to like them. I think that is all people are going to get from me. But then again, Hobby Lobby rocks, I'm going to star on a life time supply of knitting stuff!!


I tried to leave this last night, but I guess it didn't go through! Chase left that other message!! I am looking for some extra cash...you could hire me on the side. The teachers would never know!!!

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