Urine Going to Enjoy This One
Pretty sure that's my second time using a play on words with the word, "urine." What's wrong with me?
So, I've been peeing into a biohazard jug all day. Fun fun! I lost the hat (white plastic thing that goes into the toilet to collect the pee) so have been forced to improvise. Despite my husband's genius suggestion that I use a plastic fire hat that one of the kids brought home from school, I have been using a large glass measuring cup. If any of you would like me to provide your family with baked goods in the near future, please let me know. The list is long.
As a result of my forced confinement, I have morphed into a happy homemaker. I cooked a whole chicken to prepare for Thursday's Teacher's Soup Lunch at my son's school which was, incidentally, postponed until Dec. 3rd this afternoon. I also baked, frosted and decorated 48 cupcakes (fret not, I've got more than one measuring cup) for my son's upcoming 6th birthday.
For the record, I am astounded by how easy it is to find photos of urine collection products on the internet. Who knew?
Um. Do I want to know what's going on? I mean I hope you are well, excellent in fact, but after this post I'm almost a little afraid to ask hwo you are.
Be well my friend.
Posted by: Leanne | November 18, 2008 at 07:30 PM
Note to Grandma Mary: tell Julianne she doesn't have to bring ANYTHING to the big family dinner;)
Note to Julianne: I have a theory on why School insist on commercially packaged snacks for donated school treats.
Posted by: papadale | November 18, 2008 at 07:48 PM
Hey, whatever floats your boat...
Posted by: suburbancorrespondent | November 18, 2008 at 10:35 PM
Hope you're feeling okay and tell your son to hide his firehat lest his daddy come up with another brilliant way to use it that would require it to be tossed after said use and if we ever do meet, I would prefer to go OUT for dessert :)
Posted by: jessica bern | November 22, 2008 at 12:23 AM
Hope everything is ok. I seem to remember a similar exercise when I was pregnant with my youngest. What fun.
So, did you freeze the chicken for the luncheon?
Posted by: Angie | November 22, 2008 at 03:04 PM
Julianne! Look at all of those articles! How many do you have now? Yee-haw, I'm going to have to feature you in my December "Sell-a-bration"! I hope you are game.
:) C
Posted by: The Writer Mama | November 22, 2008 at 04:20 PM
umm....how does one lose a big while plastic toilet hat?
Posted by: becky | November 23, 2008 at 04:48 PM